Post by Avyface on Apr 7, 2011 18:42:38 GMT -5
HERPY MCDERPERSON
border collie |------| male |------| twenty |------| unemployed
|------| PHYSICAL |------|
Height: 5 ft 7 in
Weight: 124 lbs
Description: imagine I am describing a border collie anthro. I mention that he's black and white in color with a medium/long coat of fur that's longer around his neck and on his back, shoulders, arms and legs. I describe how long and fluffy his tail is, but it has a kink in it from when he accidentally let it get run over by a truck. I mention his handpaws, where are kind of stubby and more like paws than actual hands. He's got white claws, pink pawpads, and digitgrade/animal like legs.
I mention that he's got straight black hair on his head that is cut short and spiked up all over the place, and I mention that it'd dyed pink at the tips and stuff. His eyes are gold, they are large and they are circular/oval in shape. He has a very round face with a usually cheerful expression.
Interesting Traits: He has a kink about half-way down the length of his tail, two small scratch-like scars on the left side of his muzzle, and a bright pink tattoo painted on his left shoulder (it's a tribal of crosshairs from a gun).
Clothing: Imagine I am describing Herpy's clothes. I mention how he likes to show off his sculpted arms and legs, so he wears short sleeves and shorts usually. But he also has no fashion sense, so they don't usually match. His favorite outfit is a bright pink and orange Hawaiian t-shirt and a pair of tight black and white checkered shorts that stop above his knees.
Accessories: a necklace made of the teeth of big cats, bears and a very large shark. Also he has a hemp bracelet around his left ankle and a silver chain attached to his left hip.
Physical Abnormalities: Other than his tail kink, none.
Reference(s):|------| MENTAL |------|
Description: Imagine I'm describing his personality. I'm not going to waste time with this since I am just doing this as an example of how to fill out the bio form. If you need some examples of how exactly to write out a character's personality, check the accepted bios board and look at some of the characters in their for guidance. Also the explanation at the top of the Biography Format thread has some basic guidelines for the personality section too.
All you need to know about Herpy is that he derps... he derps hard.
Likes: herping, derping, smoking weed, drinking beer from a giant mug, warm weather, summer, swimming, surfing, the ladies
Dislikes: not herping, not derping, not smoking weed, not drinking beer, people making fun of his Hawaiian shirt, having his tail pulled
Personal Quirks:
- When Herpy rides horses, he always rides them backwards.
- He has a habit of making fart noises with his armpits when he finds something hilarious. He finds farts hilarious.
- Finds the toilet flushing absolutely fascinating, especially when high.
Mental Abnormalities: None|------| HISTORICAL |------|
Date of Birth: December 12th
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius
Backstory: Now I'm definitely not wasting time with this, but imagine I was. Remember, your character's history should explain their current personality. Herpy here is very energetic, friendly, and a complete idiot, so he was probably raised in a very open, loving, excitable family. He probably had lots of siblings close to his age whom he played with and developed social skills with. He certainly didn't have anything super traumatic happen to him- his family wasn't murdered by an oppressive group, his father wasn't abusive and raped him. He couldn't have had a terrible past because that would effect the way he behaves now, and he would almost not certainly not have ended up all happy go lucky with a love of Hawaiian shirts.
So be smart about your character's history and remember that it should be at least two paragraphs long.|------| CURRENT |------|
Occupation: Unemployed
Location: N/A
Living Conditions: A small two bedroom house that his parents are renting for him. It's currently full of junk he's collected and is not terribly livable for more than one person.
Location: Burheights
Sexuality: Straight, but he'll flirt with anything
Relationship Status: Single
Hobbies:
- Flirting- and he's fairly good at it. He's very open, very energetic and excitable, which makes him seem very into the person that has caught his attention.
- Singing- this one, he's not so good at. He doesn't hurt the ears of listeners, generally, but you wouldn't pay to see him in concert... even if it was free. Also, he's pretty spacey so he never remembers all of the words and, when he improvises, he rarely makes much sense.
Bad Habits:
- Drinking alcohol
- Smoking weed
- being a pervert
|------| MISCELLANEOUS |------|
Quote: "We came, we saw, we KICKED ITS ASS!"
Loser says what?: good!